Attention “American Idol” fans, do you agree with any of the following:
- That there is more than just Coke in Paula Abdul’s cup.
- David Archuletta always looks like he’s going pee his pants
- Jason Castro should thank the legions of stoners and pre-teen girls that vote for him that are too stupid to realize how badly he sucks.
- Syesha Mercado is more of a Broadway star than a pop star
- David Cook wouldn’t know an original arrangement if it bit him on the ass
- All David Archuletta songs are starting to sound the same
- The fact that Jason Castro made the top four and Brooke White didn’t is proof that there is no God
- Salad croutons exude more sex appeal than David Archuletta
- Isn’t it interesting how the sound of some songs sounds terrible and great on others
- If Americans can’t pick the right top four American Idols means that we are not smart enough to vote for president.
Brooke White, the most consistent of any of the “American Idol” contestants, got booted from the show tonight and Jason Castro survived. It’s official: there is no God.
I liked White though her version of “I am a Believer” was painful to watch. Week after week, she managed to make even the crustiest of pop standards as the judges say “her own.” The problem — if you can call it that — was that she was too nice. I believe that her niceness isn’t an act. Then again, Rosie O’Donnell convinced millions of viewers that she wasn’t off her rocker, so anything is possible.
White, though, was almost too sweet. She makes Marie Osmond seem like a gangsta raper. I wrongly thought that America would eat up her girl next door looks up with a spoon. Maybe people want their Idols with a harder edge — make that any edge. David Archuleta, who is almost as nice, should be nervous.
I am not going to cry for White. By the time she wipes the tears off her face from her farewell performance. a throng of agents will standing by with hankies. She will be a huge star.
Carly Smithson belted out a great rendition of “Jesus Christ Superstar”, which stole the show on tonight’s “American Idol” salute to Andrew Lloyd Weber which was filled with one awkward performance after another.
Jason Castro, in particular, butchered “Memory”: from “Cats” and may finally be sent home. Brooke White looked like a deer caught in the headlights. David Cook managed to do a decent job with his number from “Phantom of the Opera” though I didn’t think it was as great as the judges did. David Archuleta muddled through his performance.
The point of this eludes me. Isn’t the show called “American Idol” not “Broadway Idol?” Do most pop music fans really care about musicals? Not if they are under 40. Blame the decline in arts education for that one. That’s why most of the contestants had no clue about how to sing musical theater.
Andrew Lloyd Weber was the most entertaining of all the mentors. He actually gave Archuleta good advice to keep his eyes open which he managed to do for the most part. Smithson also wisely took his advice to sing “Jesus Christ Superstar.”
Castro, White and Archuleta may wind up in the bottom three
Kristy Lee Cook got the hook tonight from “American Idol”, proving that occasionally the show is about talent. If Brooke White had been axed, I would have thrown something squishy at my TV.
To be sure, Cook has a decent voice but she isn’t in the same league as White or Syesha Mercado or Carly Smithson for that matter. Amanda Overmyer, the rock-n-roll nurse, had more personality than any of the contestants that are left in the show.
Cook managed to do some decent performances. She survived being in the bottom three countless times and a disastrous performance on Beatles theme night. Being a pretty all-American blond has its perks.
The show. now, is starting to get interesting.
Syesha Mercado is hanging in there despite getting lukewarm praise from the judges. Carly Smithson has softened her biker babe look. The tattoos and the foreign accent are two strikes against her. Brooke White, though outshines them all. I am expecting her and David Archuleta to be the final two left in the competition.
When I saw it was Mariah Carey night on “American Idol”, I wondered whether the producers wanted to purposely drive away viewers. Do people really want to hear power ballad after power ballad? I felt like I was at a high school dance.
The cream is rising to the top. David Archuleta is still the man to beat. He was great again last night, but Jason Castro is emerging as a dark horse albeit a goofy one with dreadlocks. David Cook, the one who cribs his arrangements, did a decent job tonight too. Unlike everyone else, I wasn’t surprised that Michael Johns got booted. He was coasting on his good looks and Australian accent for weeks.
Carly Smithson remains vulnerable. America isn’t going to put up with her tattooed arm or her husband’s tattooed face. Brooke White’s wholesomeness isn’t starting to wear thin. I’m starting to wonder whether the girl ever farts. Syesha Mercado may also be in the bottom three since she keeps picking big songs and just can’t deliver them.
The results show should be good.
Jason Castro, the dreaded freak, surprised me tonight on “American Idol.”
His version of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” was enjoyable, the best performance of the night. Brooke White’s “You’ve Got a Friend” wasn’t bad as was David Archuleta. The rest of them were pretty forgettable.
As of now, the bottom three are Kristy Lee Cook, Carly Smithson and Syesha Mercado. David Cook didn’t look too hot either.
It’s a pity that the inspirational show was anything but.
Ramiele Malubay’s time on “American Idol” came to an end tonight.
That wasn’t a surprise. Brooke White in the bottom three — now that was a surprise. No, that was a shock.
I guess her wholesomeness is wearing. Maybe it was because she went first last night and people forgot about her performance. Idol voters work in mysterious ways.
For instance, how has Kristy Lee Cook managed to last this long. Is it because she is hot? Are Idol voters that shallow? What am I saying? Of course they are shallow.
Cook is the next Idol who should be shown the door followed by the annoying Jason Castro.