My “American Idol” random thoughts

Attention “American Idol” fans, do you agree with any of the following:

  1. That there is more than just Coke in Paula Abdul’s cup.
  2. David Archuletta always looks like he’s going pee his pants
  3. Jason Castro should thank the legions of stoners and pre-teen girls that vote for him that are too stupid to realize how badly he sucks.
  4. Syesha Mercado is more of a Broadway star than a pop star
  5. David Cook wouldn’t know an original arrangement if it bit him on the ass
  6. All David Archuletta songs are starting to sound the same
  7. The fact that Jason Castro made the top four and Brooke White didn’t is proof that there is no God
  8. Salad croutons exude more sex appeal than David Archuletta
  9. Isn’t it interesting how the sound of some songs sounds terrible and great on others
  10. If Americans can’t pick the right top four American Idols means that we are not smart enough to vote for president.
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One response to “My “American Idol” random thoughts

  1. Frank

    1. I think there is more coke up her nose than in the cup.

    2-9. I agree

    10. We need to understand that the system that lets 10-12 year-olds send text votes and lets people vote more than once per phone is the problem.

    If everyone could only vote once by phone, Dredlocks would be long gone and Archuleta would be history. Brooke would still be here.

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